Copy+Pasting

=How to steal information like a professional, to look professional in a skill that you're not skilled in whatsoever. =

Before you copy information, you need a faulty, terrible and possibly even atrocious excuse. Such as, "I wrote it," even after a 10 minute timeframe. This excuse if perfect when you're copy/pasting like a professional because it's literally impossible on 2 conditions.

- Your low level of intelligence - The 10 minutes you had to potentially write it

Make sure that you NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER DELETE YOUR BROWSING HISTORY! This adds an effect I like to call, "The Idiotidas." This causes the page you copied from to show up purple on Google, so when you try to prove yourself, you contradict everything in your argument. It's really effective.